“We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.”
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in a fairytale (by francesca-jane)
We were in Japan actually, when it was released. And uhm, the Japanese version hadn’t come out, but the English version was out there. So I got it, and cuz I was on Holiday, I turned my phone off so nobody could tell me anything. I blitzed through it in like two days. I couldn’t put it down. I remember I was on the bullet train, and got to the part of what happens to Fred, and I was like, *insert distressed noise*. And literally at that second, the ticket guy came around, asking for my ticket, and I was like, ‘I just died, mate! Leave me alone!’
James Phelps & Fred’s demise.
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YOU SHALL ALL PASS (by tyrannosauruslexxx)
I’m probably not the only one in need of this right now
Oh, you mean the Tardis xD
- Theo (South African friend who doesn't watch Doctor Who): we seriously have to find that thesauris.....
- Me: Huh..?
- Theo: Um,it sumthng u mentioned in one of our conversations that allows you to travel to another place,i thnk,it is a box
- Me: *almost dies of laughter*
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god
- I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
- We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
- All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
- Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
- The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
- Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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sooooo good
My sister reblogged this without knowing it was Peter Pan. I am ashamed.
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Adam Hills IGST | John Cleese Fish Slap | 8:30 Wednesdays on ABC1 (by adamhillsigst)
